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[thescriptorium]

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

[thescriptorium]

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

[thescriptorium]

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

[thescriptorium]

and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish

but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:

[imfemalewarrior]

They remind me of the Gulabi Gang! Women have always banded together to deliver vigilante justice when the system fails us! 

-FemaleWarrior 

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[curlicuecal]

This actually made me feel really good about my day because I somehow managed 80 points?

a fuckin. professional.

[thyrell]

great meme but i wont lie i thought the shower was a big sword at first n i was like “shit yeah i should try that”

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM (to our bard): The six cultists shove you to the ground, bow to the massive green dragon, and say, “Oh Great One, we have brought you this gold and this human sacrifice as tribute to your greatness. Please accept our offering.”

Rest of Party, looking on from a distance: Shit. He’s dead. He’s so dead. RIP Edward. 

DM: The dragon thanks the cultists and asks if you have any last words.

Bard: I look up at the dragon and say, “I have brought you this gold and these six cultists as tribute to your greatness.”

Rest of Party: OH SHIT!

DM, who was clearly not expecting that: …………roll persuasion.

Bard: 17.

DM: The dragon says, “I like you. Duck.”

Bard: ….I duck?

DM: The dragon incinerates the cultists with his poison breath and leaves you alive, flying off with his treasure. 

Bard: Oh my god. I thought I was dead.

DM: Honestly? So did I.

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[ferrisvren88]

RPG Roles based on types of emotional support. DPS: “who hurt you and can I kick thier ass” Healer: makes you your favorite comfort food. “Dont worry, I got just what you need.” Tank: always a shoulder to cry on and just let you rant all day “just unload on me, I can take it.” Controller: knows just how to distract you. “Life has its ups and downs..and so does the coasters at this amusement park were taking a road trip to!!”

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[celebrityeggplant]

I hope their cheerleading team gets top scores for tumbling

[yourniggasdick]

what the fucky fuck.

[worldwidebaits]

Wtf is this

[walls0fjericho2]

Nope. Nah. This is sorcery. Nope.

[issacterry]

Bruh…..

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[bloodytales]

(Her holding him as she called the cops)

[gayasinnotqueer]

Ladies lift some weights

[the-armed-utahn]

the fact she’s wearing a UFC shirt made me chuckle.

[goldfyshie927]

[sapphicgoddess2728]

@warriormale @imfemalewarrior

[imfemalewarrior]

It took her a lot of training to be able to do that! Dedicate yourself to your training so that you will be able to just react if a situation ever calls for it! 

-FemaleWarrior 

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[beardedchrisevans]

[harryngtonewithyourshit]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

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[heatandapathy]

This user is still gaining porn bot followers

[valkyrieraisingcain]

This user has seen an increase in porn bot followers.

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[hubedihubbe]

Poor Rothgarth.

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[tygermama]

“Rothgarth, are you perhaps sexually frustrated?”

‘NO! NO. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME SUCK-SUCH A THING!“

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[babyanimalgifs]

This is the funniest video ever 😂

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[babyanimalgifs]

These pictures will make your day better (@tanryug)

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[nurse-peach]

[orchidbreezefc]

#good news: this is how you make more of them and it doesn’t hurt them#bad news: i checked the tags to see if that had been said and someone called this ‘grinch meat’#and now i want to crawl into a hole (x)

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[iztarshi]

The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.

Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.

[tanoraqui]

I love it and I’m adopting 20

[taigordonart]

did you mean like this or

[blackberrypieisdelicious]

Better: pigeon raccoon

[iztarshi]

Nah, pigeons are a feral cat mix because they’re both descended from abandoned pets.

Pigeon/cats aren’t aggressive but if they see you eating a sandwich you will get a crowd of thirty cooing and purring hopefully at you.

[my-gender-is-star-wars]

concept: opossum raccoon

[iztarshi]

There aren’t even any birds in that! It’s just in your trash and full of teeth.

[ms-demeanor]

Crowpossum.

[cipheramnesia]

That’s no crowpossum that’s my wife.

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[mothermoonie]

I will not hold back

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[itsvegetasamahoe]

Not to alarm yall or anything but Brock FINALLY found himself a fucking queen

Black love all 2k19